What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

HELLO

When a black man and a white woman have a child, does the child become white? If a white man and a black woman have a child, does the child become black?

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Yes sir it is.

After a few moments he returns.

Is anyone else losing complete respect for the US at this point?

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Were Dalits prohibited from drinking water from wells in ancient times? Is there any evidence to support this claim?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?

{RING} {RING}

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Is the Donald Trump Bible any different from a regular Bible? Has Trump altered its contents?

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Sure no problem officer.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

How is a narcissist likely to handle situations when confronted with hard truths about themselves?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

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